Birthday party for a 1-year-old. Really?

Recently, Kevin Hart and his wife caught flak for having a Cowboys and Indians-themed birthday party for their 1-year-old son. I am not going to get into the politics of the theme of the party. I want to address the issue of having a birthday party for a 1-year-old.

I know it’s a trend to have birthday parties for babies, but – a 1-year-old. Really? The baby doesn’t know crap from crap. The kid doesn’t know what is going on and doesn’t care because –  he/she is ONE! Why don’t parents admit that the child’s birthday is an excuse to throw a party? It’s not for the baby because he or she can’t comprehend what’s happening. All the baby wants is a pacifier, some milk, and at some point a clean diaper. At the end of the day, that’s all the baby cares about and should care about because – he/she is ONE!

Just have a party but don’t sell it as a party for a baby that can’t enjoy it and never will remember it because – he/she is ONE!

I don’t want to sound like a party-pooper, but some things don’t make sense. People like to do what other people are doing – keeping up with the Joneses. Screw the Joneses. Do things that make sense so your child years later doesn’t say, “Why the &#%! did you have a party for me when I was one? That’s some dumb ish.”

We Should Want to Protect our Environment

The federal government on the Friday after Thanksgiving released a report on Climate Change that stated the effects of the weather phenomena associated with an increase in global average temperatures is getting worse. In the United States, flooding, hurricanes, wildfires are increasing, and these weather issues pose a serious threat to America.

Whether you believe in Climate Change or not, shouldn’t we do our part to protect the environment and the world we live in? Don’t we want to live in a healthy and clean world? It doesn’t take much to protect our environment – all it takes is common sense. Industries should limit emissions and manage working lands. People and communities should find ways to conserve critical lands including forests and environmentally-sensitive habitats, and everyone should do their part to protect our waterways.

There are many ways for us to protect the place we live – all we must do is use common sense and have the will to implement those common-sense measures.

69 is 49? I don’t think so

Earlier this month, a 69-year-old man from the Netherlands petitioned the government to change his legal age to 49. As stated in this NPR article, he feels 20 years younger, and he claims doctors told him he has the body of a younger man.

He said his age limits his ability to buy new things like a house. Hmmm.

On the surface, it sounds like an intriguing concept until you realize he has an ulterior motive. He wants to date more and listing his actual age limits his dating ability. Well, well, now we come to it. You just want to have sex with more women.

Here’s an idea – just be yourself and tell the truth. I don’t think starting a relationship on a lie is such a good idea. Even if he wins the petition, he is still living a lie. We all know dating can be difficult and the older you get, the smaller the dating pool becomes but if he is as vibrant as he claims then finding a woman won’t be that difficult.

At the end of the day, you are 69. Age doesn’t have to determine your fate. You can be 69 and act like you are 49 and no one will challenge you. Again, a young acting 69-year-old should be able to find a woman. The generosity of women to date some of us bums never ceases to amaze me. We men are very lucky.

On a side note, if he truly feels young then he shouldn’t have to use Viagra. Let’s see how young you really are.

Is this America or Fahrenheit 451?

America is becoming a society that is offended by everything. You can’t say anything about anyone without someone feeling offended. Comedy has always been society’s way of laughing at itself, but now it’s under attack. Thanks to social media someone always takes issue with a joke or light-hearted comment.

Sometimes people tell bad jokes with no intention to harm. Recently, Pete Davidson of SNL was vilified for making a bad joke about a congressman who lost an eye in war. Davidson said the guy looked like a porn star from the 1970s. It was a bad joke. It wasn’t done with malicious intent. People were mainly upset because he made a joke about a military veteran who sacrificed his eye in the fight for America’s freedom.

I understand people being a little upset but it was just a bad joke. Due to the uproar, SNL invited the congressman to come the show the following week to make jokes about Davidson. The congressman even wrote an op-ed in the Washington Post to make the point that it was nothing more than a bad joke. No harm, no foul.

This situation exposed a troubling road that America is going down. America is becoming angry and joyless. Are we going to become like the world portrayed in Fahrenheit 451? Will jokes be outlawed? Will laughter in public become vilified? We all know there are instances where people go too far with jokes or worse – they promote an “ism.” Those situations should be called out, but when society takes everything you say literally, you become nothing more than a robot – emotionless and inhuman.

Let’s use common sense before passing judgment and condemning on social media or anywhere else. You might find out it was nothing more than a harmless comment. And you might even laugh.

That Might Be Racist

After the 2018 Midterms, Bernie Sanders (I-VT) was quoted saying “there are a lot of white folks out there who are not necessarily racist who felt uncomfortable for the first time in their lives about whether or not they wanted to vote for an African-American.”

Let’s be real, if you are uncomfortable voting for someone of another race then that idea might make you a racist or at least prejudice. The word “racism” is used too often and is thrown around cavalierly but this definitely straddles the prejudice/racist line.

Christmas programs in November? Bah Humbug!

When I was a kid, Christmas-themed programs like Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer aired in December. A lot of the Christmas shows aired a couple weeks before Christmas. Now, a lot of Christmas-themed programs are coming on right after Thanksgiving. I just saw a promo for Rudolph. It will air the week after Thanksgiving. Really? WTF!

I know our world continues to evolve, but shouldn’t we wait until December to show a Christmas program. Bah Humbug!

Don’t Forget to Say the L Word

Life is short so live life to the fullest but always remember to tell those you love – family, girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, significant other, friends – that you love them. Tomorrow or the next second is not promised to anyone, so let your loved ones know they are loved.